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[20 Sep 2006|01:31pm]

squeezebox

dyke_riot = ♥

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[29 Dec 2005|07:16am]

squeezebox

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Application [09 Oct 2005|05:25am]

broken_down_toy
[ mood | apathetic ]

001. Basics

a.] Name: René
b.] Location: Your dads room
c.] Sex: Female
d.] Sexual Prefrence: Straight
e.] Age: 21

002. 5 Pet Peeves

1) People who can't spell out entire words. Is it really that hard to write TWO instead of 2? Its only two more keys to hit! Jesus Christ! Lazy fucks.
2) When people hit the back of my seat when I'm driving.
3) When I'm at someones house and they make me watch reality shows. I got a reality show for you. I shoot you in the head for making me watch this crap, and we'll film it. =)
4) Girls. You know, the ones that lure you into a false sense of security just to fuck you over? But, I'm too smart for that. =)
5) Having feelings is also a pet peeve of mine.

003. 10 Favorite Bands

1) KoRn
2) Mindless Self Indulgence
3) System of a Down
4) GWAR
5) Anal Cunt
6) Nirvana
7) Tool
8) Primus
9) My Chemical Romance ( I know it doesn't fit in with the rest, but I like them. So shut the fuck up.)
10) Nine Inch Nails

004. 5 Favorite Movies

1) Mind Hunters
2) Hellraiser (all of them)
3) Igby Goes Down
4) Donnie Darko
5) Natural Born Killers

005. [Your Thoughts On:]

a.] Sex: Its fun. But stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
b.] Drugs: Did it... it's not as fun as people might lead you to believe.
c.] Rock N Roll: I'm sorry, did you miss my "favorite bands" list?

006. Last, but definitely not least write a good three or more sentences about yourself.

I'm a snotty girl.
I probably hate you.
Adult Swim is my friend. (The TV just said so.)

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Newbie, like what. [02 Oct 2004|09:19pm]

bleedingzephyr
[ mood | calm ]

001. Basics

a.] Name- Luisa Fix
b.] Location- Eustis, Florida
c.] Sex- There's a hidden stash pocket within my loins.

d.] Sexual Prefrence (Yes there is a difference!)- Lesbian.
e.] Age- 15

002. 5 Pet Peeves- Horrible grammar, people who are stupid, no money, bad music,and people.
003. 10 Favorite Bands- Dream Theater, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth, Static X, Weather Report, and Fear Factory.
004. 5 Favorite Movies- Scarface, Forrest Gump, uhh, not a big fan of movies.
005. [Your Thoughts On:]

a.] Sex- Ehh, overrated, but I'm only saying that cause I can't get any.
b.] Drugs- Negatory.
c.] Rock N Roll- Major approval.

006. Last, but definitely not least write a good three or more sentences about yourself.

I'm new. I guess I can be a fun person to deal with. I'm overly sarcastic, and I don't take things too seriously. I don't like writing sentences about myself, cause I just don't.

Oh yeah, picture of myself.

Click if you wanna see stuff.Collapse )

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[28 Sep 2004|01:14pm]

ex_ethereal

a.] Name: Vanessa
b.] Location: New Olreans, Louisiana
c.] Sex: female
d.] Sexual Prefrence (Yes there is a difference!):i prefer males, for i am straight.
e.] Age: 17


002. 5 Pet Peeves: bad spelling, ignorance, reluctance to simple tasks, annoyance(like really preppy people and white thugs), & hypercrits(though i may be one at single moments).
003. 10 Favorite Bands: Incubus, Korn, AFI, Powerman5000, Modest Mouse, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Smile Empty Soul, Better than Ezra, & Taproot.
004. 5 Favorite Movies: Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, The Butterfly Effect, Requiem for a Dream & The Dark Crystal.


005. [Your Thoughts On:]
a.] Sex: Only do it if you will accept the consequenses, and only if you're ready(age wise, maturity), but i dont really care about what others do because i am pro-choice.
b.] Drugs: Again, i am pro-choice, but i myself don't do anything...well, except a pot brownie.
c.] Rock N Roll: It's awesome...what else is there to say?


006. Last, but definitely not least write a good three or more sentences about yourself.    I am an awesome person, though I do not have much of an ego(except gor online, as you may see). I'm a very good artist, especially with pencils. I am a very good poet, my poems are very descriptive and express large messages. I am very fun and a very uniquely weird individual...yea, that does sound a bit corny-I'M A RIP YOUR PANTS!


Post a picture of either yourself, or something that is definitely controversial.
No picks of me at the moment, so heres a brain. Lets converse over its outrageous power!

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[17 Aug 2004|08:29pm]

burnthewitches
[ mood | accomplished ]

Name: Travis
Location: Yakima, WA
Sex: Male
Sexual Preference: Straight
Age: 18

Pet Peeves: Bad spelling, bad grammer, people who try to act ghetto and are serious about it, people who say superjoint ritual is gay, people spam random shit, when people tyPe LyKe DiZ.

10 Favorite Bands: SLAYER, Superjoint Ritual, Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, System of a Down, Lacuna Coil, Bleeding Through, As I Lay Dying, Underoath.

5 Favorite Movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Resivor Dogs, Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Exorcist.

Sex: As long as they're not butt-ass ugly
Drugs: I wanna try acid but otherwise no. (I'm gonna get ripped apart for sayin that.)
Rock n' Roll: Rock n' Roll=<3

My name is Travis. I play drums and am learning guitar. I wash dishes at a place called Sea Galley. I'm trying to get people to be in a band with me.

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what a prank [29 Jun 2004|05:18pm]

ladybirdsdie
http://www.livejournal.com/community/anti_vegan/238604.html

this guy is fucking funny.

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[25 Jun 2004|08:51pm]

__we_walk_alone
001. Basics

a.] Name dave
b.] Location massachusetts
c.] Sex dood
d.] Sexual Prefrence (Yes there is a difference!) chicks
e.] Age 18

002. 5 Pet Peeves computer nerds, people that leave thier blinker on when driving, people that say stupid things, people that cant speak english, people that ask retarded questions that they already know the answer to
003. 10 Favorite Bands AWK, anterrabe, etid, hopecon, ten yard fight, locust, AN, bane, evergreen terace, terror
004. 5 Favorite Movies ghostbusters, caddy shack, ladies man, biodome, mallrats
005. [Your Thoughts On:]

a.] Sex i enjoy it
b.] Drugs not for me
c.] Rock N Roll i enjoy it

006. Last, but definitely not least write a good three or more sentences about yourself. dood guy, fuck you, 3 sentances is to much to write. ive already been accepted into this.

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application [21 Jun 2004|04:02am]

_beautifuldead_
...application...Collapse )

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JOIN US [04 Jun 2004|06:09pm]

eatshitordie
[ mood | restless ]



hey you filthy losers, come join _scatty -where the perverts unite-

COMMENT CAN BE DELETED.
you ban me if you want. im just promoting a community

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[30 May 2004|11:37pm]

sicxuvxitxallx
[ mood | pissed off ]

HERE DICKWEED IM FILLIN OUT UR FUCKIN APPLICATION DONT GET UR FUCKIN PANTIES IN A BUNCH 001. Basics a.] Name: ANDREW b.] Location: PA c.] Sex: MALE d.] Sexual Prefrence: FEMALE e.] Age: 17 002. 5 Pet Peeves: a. STRAIGHT EDGE PPL b. CHICK FLICKS c. UR MOM NOT SWALLOWING MY LOAD d. MY JOB e. PPL MAKIN FUN OF ME BC I AM JOININ THE MARINES 003. 10 Favorite Bands a. KORN b. RANCID c. SLIPKNOT d. HATEBREED e. MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE f. SOMETHING CORPORATE g. PALE EXISTANCE h. ILL NINO i. RAMMSTIEN j. OZZY 004. 5 Favorite Movies a. EMPIRE RECORDS b. HALF BAKED c. THE THING (BLACK AND WHITE) d. FULL METAL JACKET e. DONNIE DARKO 005. [Your Thoughts On:] a.] Sex: THE MORE THE BETTER b.] Drugs: WHATEVER MAKES U HAPPY c.] Rock N Roll: THE BEST THING 2 HAPPEN 2 MUSIC EVER!!!!!

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[30 May 2004|08:21pm]

sicxuvxitxallx
[ mood | cranky ]

hey ppl, im andrew just joined ur community i think i will fit in here so leave 1 later

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APPLICATION [29 May 2004|07:12pm]

eatshitordie
[ mood | bored ]

001. Basics

a.] Name: Andre
b.] Location: USA
c.] Sex: Male
d.] Sexual Prefrence: Heterosexual
e.] Age: 26

002. 5 Pet Peeves: ppl, conceited bitches, losers who like anime so much that they think theyre japanese.

003. 10 Favorite Bands
linkin park
metallica
static x
korn
nirvana
pink floyd
led zepplin
simple plan
white zombie
RHCP




004. 5 Favorite Movies
dawn of the dead
evil dead 2
pet cemetery
exorcist
lord of the rings

005. [Your Thoughts On:]

a.] Sex --cant live without it
b.] Drugs --fucks you up but its worth it
c.] Rock N Roll --i dunno

006. Last, but definitely not least write a good three or more sentences about yourself.

im an asshole
i have no life
i like gross stuff

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[20 May 2004|07:17pm]

knives_drawn
www.heavensfantasy.com/cool

best fucking site ever.
you will all love it I garentee it.

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[16 May 2004|01:04pm]
x________vanity
xxjustforgetme + x________vanity = the same person.

add it to your lists or whatever.

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[14 May 2004|11:21am]

ladybirdsdie
way to piss off some libertines fans sarcasticmuffin!

er yeah. flamewars and stuff


(and another thing: how fucking annoying is it when you get ill and can't smoke?)

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[01 May 2004|12:25am]
xxjustforgetme
It's really fucking annoying how people get all uptight on your ass when you tell someone to go slit their wrists.

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[26 Apr 2004|08:42pm]

sarcasticmuffin
Hiya all,

I went on a advertising campaign with some home made pics...

and anyway (assuming it doesnt get deleted....)
i'd like to show the wonder that is their response:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/british_bands/69465.html

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the Ace of Spades Challenge [25 Apr 2004|04:42pm]

ladybirdsdie
what's the Ace of Spades Challenge? I hear you all say-

it's very simple. all the challenge entails is that you and your friends and an array of un/willing accomplices see how many times you can listen to the Ace of Spades, by Motorhead, on repeat.

it's a fun way to freak out all the cool kids at clubs. hell, it's a fun way to scare away all your friends. not to mention getting on the nerves of an entire student body.

here's how we did it:

-take a dj slot on college radio (mondays, 2pm).
-take a cd copy of the Ace of Spades.
-publicize your event (posters and word-of mouth will do. so will holding people's pets to ransom, but I must advise you only do this in the most extreme circumstances)
-inflict the Ace of Spades Challenge upon hundreds of 16-19 students on their lunch breaks.

sarcasticmuffin and I tried this last week, but unfortunately the Reception desk has a killswitch.

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[19 Apr 2004|09:05pm]

sarcasticmuffin
hello.
I would like
a) a list of actually half interesting rate-me 's to terrorise
b) a list of awfully bad rate-me 's to molest
c) this community to live breathe and jump again... and yeah, let me be a mod cause im committed to this assholic ness...

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